Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Things I Learned from Call of Duty

  • You can't outrun a machine gun. 

  • Never hide behind a car when people are shooting at you. 

  • Teamwork always beats the lone wolf. 

  • Cleverness and tactics can compete with raw speed. 

  • It's important to mute the other players, otherwise you'll lose all hope for the future of this country.

  • There is no perfect weapon. Just the right one for the right job.

  • Enemies always show up at the worst possible time.